Ignorance Was Bliss
January 2011
List of objects dropped on New Year's Eve →
en.wikipedia.org
Tallapoosa, Georgia - An opossum, on on odd years. “It kind of started out as a joke”, said organizer Kate Gardner. “But now it’s grown to one of the biggest events we have”.
Seaside Heights, New Jersey - Nicole Polizzi (a.k.a. “Snooki” from the TV series Jersey Shore) in a ball (2011).
Prairie du Chien, Wisconsin - A carp (real but dead) weighing between 25 and 30 pounds caught by local fishers.
Definitely not getting drunk tonight. Not even having a drop of alcohol, actually.
I think I’m the only teenager alive that isn’t.
Things that are almost always disappointments/overrated:
- New Year’s Eve
- Prom/dances/formals
- Birthdays
- High school
- University
- Optimism
That awkward moment when you get stuck in the elevator with the radish spirit.
haven’t seen this movie in SO long
I really hope 2011 doesn’t suck as many testicles as 2010 did.
My 2011 Resolutions (All Time Low edition):
- I’ll start to look on the brighter side of things.
- I won’t take shit from anyone.
- I won’t cry over another asshole.
- I won’t hate myself because of my imperfections.
- I’ll be more confident.
- Bitches can GTFO.
- I won’t slack off in school.. maybe just a little.
- I’ll appreciate my parents more.
- But most importantly, I’ll let go of the past.
